Mark, the man
Modus Operandi
Democratic Centralism (a.k.a. dictatorship)
Profile
Height: Average
Weight: Average
Looks: Average
Eyes: sometimes resemble a raccoon
Hobbies
Shopping (preferably at Mac's Milk, Canadian Tire, Eaton's, auctions)
Construction/destruction
Site Foreman
Raising Barns
Stopping Dumps
Monologues
Vintage Jags
Dreaming megaprojects
Saving his friends
Fashion
3-piece Saville Row-like suits
Safari shirts with pockets filled with cigarettes
Ties -- nondescript
staples
celloptape
Food & Drink
Fran's
Swiss Chalet
sugar with a bit of coffee
sugar with a bit of tea (to cut down on coffee intake)
single malt Scotch
Travel
jungles
war zones -- scenes of destruction
monuments
dump sites
Animals
gorrillas (definitely not guerrillas)
orangutans
geese
pigs (talking)
management
Music
Annie ("The Sun will come out tomorrow, even though you're in your 51st year...")
Babe (Babe????)
Hail to the Chief (maybe next year)
National Anthems
Film
Culloden
Babe (Babe??????)
Source: Notes for the forthcoming unauthorized biography of Sparky Starowicz, by Sources Anonymous. Watch for it at your local bookseller!
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