The Page Goes On... and on, and on
Web pages can go on forever -- and some seem to. Take advantage of this. Put all your content on one page; this makes for endless downloads and saves you the trouble of developing file-naming conventions as well.
How? Indulge yourself: write, write, write. And do not edit. After all, your words are gems, and web pages don't run out after 11 or 14 inches like those pesky paper ones. Long lists also take advantage of unlimited page length. Put a cute little icon beside each entry (make sure they're all different; if you use the same one, it only downloads once). If you don't have time for all that work, don't fret; 120K text-only files still take a long time to load.