How to...
design a website to annoy the dickens out of your visitors:
blank spaceQuick, Hide the Links
blank spaceAnimated GIFs
blank spaceTicker Tape Messages
blank spaceLost in Gormenghast
blank spaceNasty Surprises
blank spaceLarge Graphic Files
blank spacePromise Them Anything
blank spaceBroken Links
blank spaceWaste Their Time
blank spaceFrazzle 'em with Frames
blank spaceFront Door Frustration
blank spaceShow 'em What You're Worth
blank spaceQuantity, Not Quality
blank spaceDon't Harass the Webminder
blank spaceDazzle 'em with Colour
blank spaceGet Me OUT'A Here!